coming soon: Boning The Neighbor

So, this stupid asshole is locked out of his house, and he just happens to have a horny, sexy blonde-Tiffani-living next door. She lets him use her phone to call his roommate, then invites him to come chill in the backyard with her till the other guy arrives home. They have a couple of hours to fill, but Tiffani isn't interested in talking politics or movies, as she makes clear when she asks him right out of the blue, "Do you want to see me naked?" They do things in that backyard that would embarrass the birds and the bees.